it wouldnt even be true major shit id be like. “alright 10k to know what kind of soap he uses.” cha-ching. im paying for our life together, charlie.

do you think dutch tabloids would pay an 18 year old canadian girl to dish out secrets on sjoerd pleijsier 

"i know more about the family life of a dutch celebrity than the tabloids do," i breathe into the wind




advantages to wearing oversized sweaters:

  • instant cute outfit with minimal effort
  • it enhances the coziness when u drink hot beverages
  • sweater paws are guaranteed to make u feel 43% more adorable
  • u can unbutton ur jeans and no one will know

disadvantages to wearing oversized sweaters:

Guys think they’re totally not cute lol

the day i dress for a man is the day they dress me in my coffin to see jesus



do you ever

do you ever just have

that one class

that one freaking class

that just depresses you when you think about it because

oh god you hate it so much

The bourgeoisie